It’s Not My Fault, Coach!
The list for excused absences from my practices is a very short one:
- abduction by aliens
- an academic related school event (maybe)
And that’s about it. As you’re about to see, the list for unexcused absences is almost infinite. This is a collection of the best, worst and craziest excuses athletes have given me for missing practice over the years.
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