For Immediate Release
YARMOUTH, ME. – John Brubaker, has formally extended an internship offer to President Donald J. Trump as he faces impeachment and subsequent unemployment in 2020.
The position would begin as soon as Mr. Trump is available or at the end of his term. The President would be involved in business operations, sales and marketing and of course tweeting.
Since he’s unable to receive college credit, President Trump will be paid a modest stipend. (Room and board not included)
President Trump has a passion for the American entrepreneur, stating:
“Their relentless pursuit of success has launched new industries, created millions of jobs, and fueled an economy that is the envy of the world.”
Quoting President Trump, John Brubaker commented on the internship.
“This is a perfect opportunity for the President. In his book Midas Touch he said: ‘The biggest little thing for entrepreneurs is the lifelong commitment to education.’
He was also quoted as saying ‘Sometimes you have to give up the fight and walk away, and move on to something that’s more productive.’
So it’s with that in mind that we’ve designed this opportunity for him.”
While it might be perceived as a step down from being commander-in-chief and leader of the free world, internship positions working for Coach Bru are highly coveted. Take it from his most recent intern, Amber Rose:
“I learned a lot and had fun. Plus the covfefe was great. You should definitely do it.”
College students interested in potentially joining the 45th President working with Coach Bru can email a resume and brief video explaining why they want the job to: info@CoachBru.com.